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August 15, 2011
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I looked @ my own sperm in the lab scope.

I looked @ my own sperm in the lab scope.

Tags: science PostdocSecret abuse of equipment sex

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August 08, 2011
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I cried when my grant didn’t get funded. When someone asked if I was OK, I lied and said my cat died.  I don’t even have a cat.

I cried when my grant didn’t get funded. When someone asked if I was OK, I lied and said my cat died.  I don’t even have a cat.

Tags: PostdocSecret science grantsmanship lies about pets

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August 07, 2011
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I dared an undergrad to drink glycerol as a joke.  He did it. 

I dared an undergrad to drink glycerol as a joke.  He did it. 

Tags: science PostdocSecret MSDS hazing

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August 06, 2011
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When it’s my turn to buy snacks for group meeting, I buy myself soda for the whole week - & get reimbursed for it!

When it’s my turn to buy snacks for group meeting, I buy myself soda for the whole week - & get reimbursed for it!

Tags: science PostdocSecret embezzling postdoc stipends lol

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August 05, 2011
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I gave my boyfriend a hand job during your thesis seminar.

I gave my boyfriend a hand job during your thesis seminar.

Tags: science PostdocSecret sex gloves

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August 04, 2011
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I leave supplies conspicuously out on my bench while I go get a pedicure.

I leave supplies conspicuously out on my bench while I go get a pedicure.

Tags: science PostdocSecret looking busy schedules

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August 03, 2011
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I stole all of the lab tape for my Halloween costume.  (I’m 28.)

I stole all of the lab tape for my Halloween costume.  (I’m 28.)

Tags: PostdocSecret lab tape science thievery juvenilia

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August 02, 2011
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I was drunk when I reviewed your manuscript.

I was drunk when I reviewed your manuscript.

Tags: science PostDocSecret review process drinking

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August 02, 2011
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Dear Competitor Collaborator, I “forgot” the dry ice in your package on purpose. Oops…

Dear Competitor Collaborator,

I “forgot” the dry ice in your package on purpose. Oops…

Tags: science PostdocSecret treachery dry ice

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August 01, 2011
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While you were at that conference, I licked all of your Sharpies.

While you were at that conference, I licked all of your Sharpies.

Tags: science PostdocSecret Difficult colleagues