I looked @ my own sperm in the lab scope.
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I cried when my grant didn’t get funded. When someone asked if I was OK, I lied and said my cat died. I don’t even have a cat.
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I dared an undergrad to drink glycerol as a joke. He did it.
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When it’s my turn to buy snacks for group meeting, I buy myself soda for the whole week - & get reimbursed for it!
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I gave my boyfriend a hand job during your thesis seminar.
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I leave supplies conspicuously out on my bench while I go get a pedicure.
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I stole all of the lab tape for my Halloween costume. (I’m 28.)
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I was drunk when I reviewed your manuscript.
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Dear Competitor Collaborator,
I “forgot” the dry ice in your package on purpose. Oops…
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While you were at that conference, I licked all of your Sharpies.
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